Monday, May 3, 2010

Size and shape

"Let's be frank, kids. Vaginas? Not always nice to look at. Penises? Most often a clear victory of function over form. But does it matter? No. Psychologists who specialise in sexual dysfunctions rarely deal with people who are suffering from relationship problems because of the size or the shape of their naughty bits. Despite our suspicions that when beautiful people do it, it is glamorous and different, we all know deep down that sex is quite often a bit bizarre and bodies are funny and weird and we are all quite uniquely assembled. And yet the majority of us, despite our deviations from the supermodel form, still manage despite our myriad minor deformities to have sex. And sometimes it's rather great; sometimes it's rather regrettable, but the greatness or degree to which it should be regretted is not determined by the trimness of your labia or the length of a man's shaft."
"My advice to you? If anyone ever suggests that they would enjoy having sex with you more if your sex organs were a little prettier, and if you would be so kind as to endure a traumatising surgical procedure in order to make yourself a tiny bit more attractive and thus somehow more worth their company, I highly recommend that you should never have sex with them again."
"Fuck 'em. Except, don't."
(Jean Hannah Edelstein in 'Himglish & Femalese,' p. 88 Landmark)

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